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Screen Time King/queen Gifts
Looking for a gift for the true screen time king or queen? Our curated collection of witty and playful items honors their digital prowess, perfect for those who love their devices a little too much. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find the perfect way to celebrate their devotion to screens in style. Whether for a gaming enthusiast, a binge-watcher, or a social media lover, these thoughtful gifts will bring a smile and a nod of recognition for their screen-time mastery.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
I should probably get out more.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Graduates on their phones
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Cellphone Islands
Digital Fomo!
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."
Tunnel of TV
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
Soccer kids texting
nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.
Child hooking into a television
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
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Screen Time King/queen Gifts Collection
Screen Time King/queen Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating screen kings and queens—perfect for those who reign over their digital domain every day.
Screen Time King/queen Pillows
Check out playful pillows that add humor and comfort to the throne of every screen-loving monarch.
Screen Time King/queen Prints
Discover prints that showcase their digital devotion—fun, stylish, and perfect for decorating their space with personality.
Screen Time King/queen T-Shirts
Browse t-shirts that declare their screen time royalty status with funny and bold designs—ideal for casual, at-home wear.