Screen Time King/queen T-Shirts

Connected to Technology.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Digital Fomo!

I should probably get out more.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Soccer kids texting

Child hooking into a television

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Childhood Screen Addict

Children's games and technology