Screen-licking Connoisseur Gifts

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Binge Watch

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Technologies and distance classes

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Binary Man

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Addiction to mobile.

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."