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Watching TV around the world

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Baby Screen Time

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Technologies and distance classes

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Binge Watch

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Binary Man

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Modern Portrait Gallery

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Waiting Room

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!