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"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Big screen TV falling through floor

Baby Screen Time

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Technologies and distance classes

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Binary Man

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

Waiting Room

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."