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Amy Lou Adams

Mia Farrow

'Shrinking movie attendence by the elderly'

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Charlie Chaplin

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Traditional Family Meals

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"There's the remote!"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Books versus TV.

Consumer care and technologies

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

George Clooney.