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'Shrinking movie attendence by the elderly'

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binge Watch

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Charlie Chaplin

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Traditional Family Meals

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"There's the remote!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Books versus TV.

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Consumer care and technologies

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera