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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'It was great. I hated it.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Binge Watch

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Binary Man

Spooning

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Addiction to mobile.

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Boy at Computer.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Consumer care and technologies