Silver Screen Addict Gifts

Ashton Kutcher

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'It was great. I hated it.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Binge Watch

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Binary Man

Spooning

"So, how's your scary movie?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Addiction to mobile.

"All the better to ignore you with."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Boy at Computer.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

George Clooney.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout