Silver Screen Nostalgist Gifts

Boris Karloff

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Future Nostalgia

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

George Clooney.

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

Doris Day

Liv Ullmann

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

Clark Gable

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

Amy Lou Adams

Church in the year 2035.

Olga Kurylenko

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

'Ever since Byron from accounting saw Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, he's seemed to have an identity crises.'

Man talking to his psychologist. 'I'm worried that my Facebook friends will find out about my MySpace friends.'

'You'd think a movie with a little like that would have at least one chase scene.'

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'