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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Baby Screen Time

Big screen TV falling through floor

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Traditional Family Meals

Watching TV around the world

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"There's the remote!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Books versus TV.

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

George Clooney.

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'