Silver Screen Enthusiasts Prints

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Baby Screen Time

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"There's the remote!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Traditional Family Meals

Watching TV around the world

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

Books versus TV.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"