Screen Lovers Prints

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

Modern Wanderlust...

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Mac OS 20

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Baby Screen Time

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Binge Watch

Kirsten Johnson

Technologies and distance classes

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Binary Man

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.