Screen Addicts Gifts

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

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"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Spooning

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"You're the sport on my telly"

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'Norbert never mumbles names of other women in his sleep - only foods.'

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I've left the children to their own devices."