Screen Addicts Gifts

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

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"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Spooning

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"You're the sport on my telly"

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'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

'Norbert never mumbles names of other women in his sleep - only foods.'

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Soap Opera