Screen Addict Ponderer Gifts

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

100 best beheadings

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

Spooning

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Child hooking into a television

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Addiction to mobile.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Traditional Family Meals

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Stop Staring at Me!