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"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

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Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

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"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

Spooning

Child hooking into a television

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"So, how's your scary movie?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Addiction to mobile.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."