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"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

100 best beheadings

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Binge Watch

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Spooning

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

Stop Staring at Me!

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Facebook's business model

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

First Place Layabout