Screen Addict In Therapy T-Shirts

Look up from your phone!

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

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"Don't open me, you fool!"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Spooning

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

'Norbert never mumbles names of other women in his sleep - only foods.'

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

View from the Window

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Stop Staring at Me!

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'While you're in there, could you get me a beer? I'd get up myself, but I'm out of motion sickness medication.'

'Do you have a book tht's so bad I can watch TV without feeling guilty?'