Look up from your phone!
Screen Addict In Therapy Prints
Decorate your space with prints that poke fun at the screen addict in therapy. A witty way to celebrate progress and keep things lighthearted.
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.
100 best beheadings
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
"Don't open me, you fool!"
It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.
Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.
Spooning
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'
"So, how's your scary movie?"
Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.
'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'
"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"
"You're the sport on my telly"
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
'Norbert never mumbles names of other women in his sleep - only foods.'
'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'
View from the Window
"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".
2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated
Wake up love it's time to go to bed!
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
Stop Staring at Me!
Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!
"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'
"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'
The days before television
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