Screen Addict Sense Of Humor Gifts

"There's no use capturing one of them. They're so boring, there's nothing to learn from them."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'There's nothing on.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Binge Watch

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Spooning

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Addiction to mobile.

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

June Brown

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

Widescreen TV.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"