Screen Addict Sense Of Humor Mugs

"There's no use capturing one of them. They're so boring, there's nothing to learn from them."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'There's nothing on.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Binge Watch

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Spooning

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Addiction to mobile.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"All the better to ignore you with."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'