"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"
Screen Addiction Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a screen addiction satirist? Find clever mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at our obsession with screens and encourage laughter at modern habits. Ideal for creatives who enjoy witty takes on digital culture.
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
Spooning
"So, how's your scary movie?"
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.
Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "
2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated
Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Movie Franchise
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
'Are you okay, Bill?'
"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"
"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."
Sunset Romance
"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"
"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."
First Place Layabout
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'
Apple TV+
"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."
"I wasn't texting while having sex. It's the other way around."
I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!
"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"
'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'
My mother, the PC.
"He needs his five-a-day."
Screen Addiction Satirist Gifts Collection
Screen Addiction Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs dedicated to satirists and digital skeptics—perfect for stirring conversations over coffee.
Screen Addiction Satirist Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor to any room, playfully critiquing our screen-focused lifestyles.
Screen Addiction Satirist Prints
Browse prints that boldly satirize digital addiction—great for decorating spaces with a punch of humor.
Screen Addiction Satirist T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that make a statement about digital dependence—ideal for satirists who love to challenge modern tech culture.