Screen Addiction Gifts

"Should we watch the lighthearted workplace comedy or the dystopian workplace drama?"

Close Encounters of the Digital Kind

Evolution

"They don't call them reruns anymore... they call them déjà-views."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Wouldn't you rather watch it on the big screen?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

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Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

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"Don't open me, you fool!"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Spooning

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

"You're the sport on my telly"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'Norbert never mumbles names of other women in his sleep - only foods.'

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

Soap Opera

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."