Screen Addict Humorist Gifts

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'There's nothing on.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Binge Watch

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Spooning

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

Consumer care and technologies

Sunset Romance

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face