Screen Addict Humorist Pillows

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'There's nothing on.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Spooning

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"All the better to ignore you with."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Sunset Romance

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

Consumer care and technologies

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'