Tv Screen Ponderer Gifts

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Progress?

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Sitting down

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"I want my job back."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"