Tv Generation Ponderer Gifts

'It's a painting. There is no sound.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Progress?

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"I want my job back."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Replaced by a Robot...

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

'iPad, huh? When I was your age, I remember getting hold of a piece of carbon paper once. Amused myself for days - after I figured out how it worked.'

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

"You know damn well that E-on wrote to us months ago, and what did you do? Precisely nothing!"