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"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Progress?

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"I want my job back."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Sitting down

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"