Modern Tech Ponderer Pillows

'Once I get my DSL, I'm going to do this all online.'

'How do I watch telly on this?'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Idle parts

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Progress?

Truth

After the summer holidays

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

"I want my job back."

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

Officer Worker Evolution

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"