Technology Ponderer Pillows

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'My digital revolution was when I learned to count on all ten fingers.'

Screen Limits

Panic/Leave Instagram

"How are we supposed to buy that book about big tech billionaires destroying the planet when it's not available on Amazon?"

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Which came first: the hardware or the software?'

Before we can bring you ocean sounds, our business office will bill you for wireless roaming charges.

BT Callminder...you have no friends.

Closed circuit reader

'iPad, huh? When I was your age, I remember getting hold of a piece of carbon paper once. Amused myself for days - after I figured out how it worked.'

"Before our smartphones, how did we get by with just our brains?"

Christmas trash, pre-technology - Christmas trash, current technology.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

After the summer holidays

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."