Technology Ponderer Prints

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'My digital revolution was when I learned to count on all ten fingers.'

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"How are we supposed to buy that book about big tech billionaires destroying the planet when it's not available on Amazon?"

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Which came first: the hardware or the software?'

Before we can bring you ocean sounds, our business office will bill you for wireless roaming charges.

Closed circuit reader

"Before our smartphones, how did we get by with just our brains?"

Christmas trash, pre-technology - Christmas trash, current technology.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Progress?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

After the summer holidays

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?