Flat Screen Fanatic T-Shirts

'I know lots of people like flat screen TV's - But I prefer a fuller figure!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Traditional Family Meals

Boy at Computer.

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Watching TV around the world

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

Books versus TV.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

Flat pack sales assistant

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"He's very disciplined about his writing. Three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and four in the afternoon!"

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.