Flat Screen Fanatic Gifts

'I know lots of people like flat screen TV's - But I prefer a fuller figure!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Watching TV around the world

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Traditional Family Meals

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Boy at Computer.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

Books versus TV.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

Movie News. He just found out the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" will be in 3-D.

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

Flat pack sales assistant

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

Amy Lou Adams

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'