Blank Screen Aficionado Gifts

"He's very disciplined about his writing. Three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and four in the afternoon!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Binge Watch

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

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Technologies and distance classes

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."