Document Aficionado Mugs

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Meet The Author"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Bloody hell!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Canadian film production

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Moby Dick

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."