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Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

"Just one adult, please."

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Roller Coasters

"Do you subtract 2 pounds for clothes?"

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The Grumpometer.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Refugee Water Slides

Obese Carts: You Must Be This Wide To Ride.

A man is excited for capturing a toy from a skill crane while at the same time is being robbed of his wallet by a miniature man using a crane to steal it from him.

Hay Rides $10

Guess Your Age

The tunnel of cheap

The monkey couple is checking in. We put in some trees for you to climb. The pigs will like the mud pit. There's a little pond for you two ducks. I think the gazelles will love it --- Lots of room to run .... Noah's Park. Hold it! Let's start over and this time listen carefully!

What's the meaning of this ridiculous new height requirement? You must be this tall to appear in "The Fusco Brothers": A comic strop is like a thrill ride at an amusement park, Axel: safety first!

"Four 'Toon Teller"

Remote ferris wheel.

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tunnel of TV

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"