Amusement Park Fans T-Shirts

Jungle World

Rams butting in bumper cars.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

End the Winter Blues

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Tunnel of TV

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'...Please stop the...'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Summer Outing Planning

Bumper Limos

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Roller Coasters

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Jurassic Pork

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Roller-coaster