Amusement Park Fans T-Shirts

Jungle World

Rams butting in bumper cars.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

End the Winter Blues

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Tunnel of TV

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Log Ride

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Summer Outing Planning

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Roller Coasters

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Bumper Limos

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Jurassic Pork

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'