Amusement Park Rides T-Shirts

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Hay Rides $10

End the Winter Blues

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Funnel of Love

The Scanner Of Love.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Tunnel of love"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of TV

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Last Chance For Reality

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Log Ride

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Tunnel of Infatuation

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"