Visiting A New Park Gifts

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"A little help, please."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I know. I miss him, too."

Swing

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Feathered frenzy

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'