Visiting A New Park T-Shirts

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Swing

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Feathered frenzy

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.