Skate Park Lover Pillows

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Skating along

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Snakeboarding.

Cleaning service on skates.

Let's do it.'

Penguins - one is skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Looks like we're facing a cold winter

"Skaters gonna skate."

Skating.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Skateboarding