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Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

Raging Bull on Ice

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Thin Ice

"You're pathetic."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Let's do it.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Cleaning service on skates.

Snakeboarding.

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skating along

Penguins - one is skating.

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

White Wine on Ice!

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Skating.