New Driver License Gifts

"Next time use your signal."

Road Signs.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Learner Driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Let me look at that map...'

Way to go

Road Test

'I brake for animals'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'