Driver's License Gifts

Road Test

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."