Driver's License Test Gifts

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I need both hands for steering.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

'Let me look at that map...'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Way to go

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Road Test