Driver's License Test Pillows

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

'Let me look at that map...'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Way to go

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

Road Test

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.