Driving Test Pillows

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

'Would you please use your rear-view mirror! You're freaking me out!'

How was my emergency stop?

"I asked you to do a 3-point turn. What you've done is a full 12-point penalty turn!"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

I'm giving you a ticket!

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

'Well? Did you pass?'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"I;ll try to get into reverse again - maybe 'Third time lucky'!"

Seatbelt Use

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Please Drove Carefully.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Cats on Board.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

How am I abducting?

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...