Passing Driving Test Pillows

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

Congratulations on Passing Your Driving Test.

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

Insensitive Driving School

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?"

'Sorry about that, dad. My bad.'

"I need one for my daughter, she's just passed her driving test."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Texting kills

Congratulations

"I won't be asking you to perform the emergency stop again Miss Harris!"

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'Check your blind spot'

Complaints box in car.

"You call that teaching."

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

New harder driving tests - Instructor saying 'Find a parking space'.

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'How do you spell 'failed'?'

You keep ducking!