Failing A Driving Test Pillows

'I failed my driving test. . . Every time the car stopped I climbed into the back seat.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

'I knew that it was a mistake to fail him!'

Bob's Driving School.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

How was my emergency stop?

Student driver and a student mechanic.

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

"You call that teaching."

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Texting kills

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'Well? Did you pass?'