Failed Driving Test Pillows

'Sorry you've failed'

"You failed on breaking distances"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"How was your test?"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

How was my emergency stop?

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Texting kills

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'Well? Did you pass?'

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

"You call that teaching."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'