Failed Driving Test Pillows

'Sorry you've failed'

"You failed on breaking distances"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"How was your test?"

"Congratulations, you've passed."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

How was my emergency stop?

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Texting kills

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

"I wasn't using my phone, Officer - I just tucked it under my chin whilst I stirred my coffee with my pen."

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"You call that teaching."

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'Well? Did you pass?'

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'