Passing A Driving Test Pillows

'How was my emergency stop?'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

You did well right up to the end.

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"You call that teaching." (Colour)

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"There! Just like I promised if you passed. . . a new set of wheels!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Big Bang Theory.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Exam

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Cats on Board.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

How am I abducting?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"